seducing saint nick
God grant me the serenity to not choke the wildcard of rich bitches. . .
Charlie fucking McAllister.
My best friend’s little sister.
Star of my every trauma as a teenager.
And thanks to our mother’s and their matchmaking schemes for our annual ski weekend. . . my unexpected savior.
One weekend as a couple, putting on a show for our parents while avoiding our exes.
How hard could it be?
Until we’re stuck sharing a room.
A room with one bed.
And a sex toy arsenal the spawn brought with her big enough to subdue a small country.
I promised not to fuck Chance’s baby sister, but who was going to keep her from fucking me?
✔ Brother’s Best Friend
✔ Enemies to Lovers
✔ Forced Proximity / One Bed
✔ Big D energy via twice baked potato
✔ An arsenal of sex toys needing luggage of it’s own
✔ A Wanachi Mega Wand that likes to be the little spoon